Scheiße!

black-white-disney:

Yeah, like that would ever happen.

(via nearlywarlocks)

commodore-amiga:

the-page-0f-space:

I fucking love you, BBC.

Is no-one going to comment on the title of the news report?

(via the-perks-of-being-afangirl)

misha-bawlins:

youreamormont:

My friend on the right there asked him “Why are you throwing sweets at people?” 
He replied “Because I can”

(via nearlywarlocks)

alonzo1948:

Lets play a game called “how many fandom references can I put in my class project before someone notices”

(via nearlywarlocks)

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

(via the-perks-of-being-afangirl)

seratonation:

beautifulwhatsyourhurry:

commanderkarkat:

you said youd always love me

WHY IS IT SURROUNDED BY SALT

#BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKING DEMON

HOW CAN YOU BE ON TUMBLR AND NOT KNOW ABOUT THE SALT

(Source: dirkstridersochinchin, via nearlywarlocks)

calcifer-cat:

And here we have Dan. The perfect specimen. 

Whoever made this: thanks for making my ovaries implode.

(via danisnotinthebarrel)

bunnylali:

imswooning:

Now I’m dead.

Two fucking beautiful men combined into another fucking beautiful man. HOW? SORCERY.

(via nearlywarlocks)

(Source: saidtobekissedbyfire, via nearlywarlocks)

(x)

(Source: kicksthepjs, via danisnotinthebarrel)

winchesterprayers:

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because

swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac

(via nearlywarlocks)

notagirloraboy:

I WOULD LITERALLY DIE IF A BB SEAL CAME SCOOTING UP TO ME

(Source: annhogs, via nearlywarlocks)

fuckmedanielhowell:

u gay boiz

(Source: danlhowell, via danisnotinthebarrel)

(via danisnotinthebarrel)

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

(via danisnotinthebarrel)